mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot
AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
always reblog the consenting anal thrasher
So I guess he…asks the cutie before he touches the booty ;)
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
TIME magazine is trash. emma watson reads the most men-inclusive feminist speech and this magazine still has the audacity to print an article detailing how feminism does not inherently help men rendering it flawed. garbage.
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying
Read this every Monday and I swear you’ll feel loads better
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